e-mail that i received. and all i can say is that i so totally agree! lol.
>>Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from
>>such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
>>garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
>>themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
>>be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear
>>a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt
>>to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>>
>>The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
>>another petrol station toilet because this one is just
>>too dirty. You don't have to stop and think of which
>>way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay.
>>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress costs £1500. A
>>Tux rental is only £100.
>>
>>People never stare at your chest when you're talking
>>to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
>>practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
>>mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time.
>>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
>>know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires
>>only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
>>get extra credit for the slightest act of
>>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
>>or she can still be your friend.
>>
>>Your underwear is £7.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs
>>of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
>>strap problems in public.
You are unable to see
>>wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
>>stays its original colour.
>>
>>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
>>only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
>>with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
>>big hips. You need only one wallet and one pair of
>>shoes. You want only one colour for all seasons. You
>>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look! You can
>>"do" your nails with a penknife. You have freedom of
>>choice concerning growing a moustache.
>>
>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
>>December 24 in 25 minutes. You don't freak out when
>>you go to a party and see another man wearing the same
>>shirt, instead you become
buddies.
>>
>>
>>No WONDER men are happier...